AN ENTERTAINING STORY ABOUT MY JOB:

I once took a claim from a farmer from York. He was driving a truck with a trailer attached to the back and the trailer was full of cows. The cows got excited and decided to start a revolution. They started swaying from side to side and caused the trailer to swing up on top of the truck that the gentleman was driving. The man drove with the cows on top for something like a half a mile. He suffered a broken collarbone. What happened to the cows you ask? Well, two jumped the fence and one ran down the road. All of them had to be put down because of their injuries. His response? "Well, they were gonna die anyway." Then he asked me for my number in London so we could go out sometime. Jonathan tells me that farmers from the north areas have a notoriously difficult time finding a wife. ha. His claim for personal injury, needless to say, did not go through.

Leo has moved into my room at Dame Edna's House of Glory. Venezualan fun all around. Fantastic.