Yes, it's true. I now am the junior bartendress at the Owl and the Pussycat. Lauren and I worked our (probably only) shift together Sunday. It was busy but fun. Our funny mistake:

1. In England the word Pants=Underwear and you call pants trousers (silly antiquated word)

2. Lauren yells to me across a crowded bar: "Hey, Trisha I got us a new pair of black pants! We can share!" I fought the urge to yell "Thanks, honey!" and the guys at the bar either were too drunk to know or pretending not to notice but we giggled for awhile about the error.

If I knew we were counting midgets I would have posted alot sooner. They always seem to appear when I am trying my hardest not to laugh. Strange old women mostly. I have finally seen an old british midget. someone please tell tidwell.

How are you all? It is supremely cold here. Er...17 degrees centigrade however much that is. And that was from last week. It's scarf time. I want to open a bar with lauren in Puerto Rico and call it Cocktails and Crackheads. Good God at the characters we meet. But it's easy, fun work. Ah internet time is short. POST MONKEYS OR PAY THE PRICE WE HAVE NO CONTACT WITH HOME.

I would also like to add that Lauren and I are the ONLY bartemptresses. We switch off shifts. And they feed us. WE OWN THE OWL AND THE PUSSYCAT. never ever thought i would find myself saying that. okay bye. PS have figured out what a premiership league is. and did anyone know that the us hosted the world cup in 94? i was clueless, much to the amusement/shock/horror of jonathan's friends. peace out