john, please. this is absolutely not how i wanted to start my day. i let you know that my family reads this. and you had no respect for that. this is not your livejournal. save it. no more posts for you. if you have a problem with it, email me. this is absolutely the last thing that i am going to say about this, period. now, i have a job interview to go to. i hope everyone's day started with such delight as mine did.